Today is going to be yet another day that I complain about food at work. I came in this morning and it smelled like pancakes and sausage...couldn’t have any. Someone told me they brought light syrup. Honestly, it was hard not to choke her. I realize that it was a very thoughtful gesture and so of course I was nice but sometimes I want to shake people and be like, “JUST BECAUSE THE SYRUP IS LIGHT DOES NOT MEAN I CAN NOW HAVE PANCAKES!!!” I of course did not say this... I just said...”Thanks anyway but if I’m going to participate in the BBQ LUNCH that they are ALSO having, I certainly can’t have any.” Thankfully, someone brought lettuce so I guess I can pile up some lettuce and put some chicken and a little BBQ sauce on top and it will be ok. I definitely have some diet rage going on today. I’m HAWNGRY and bitter and all my spare time today will be dedicated to exercise including but not limited to the elliptical, walking and softball.
In honor of my bad mood...I decided I wouldn’t say much but just post a few pictures that I Photo Shopped. These are always fun. I am definitely not an expert at manipulating pictures but I’m getting better and I have fun doing it.
I hope you enjoy.
There. I feel better now.
I hope you all have a great lunchtime, afternoon and evening.
One more thing...I just noticed I now have 20 followers! Welcome! YAY!
I’m gonna bust a move...
“Your best friend Harry has a brother Larry
In five days from now he's gonna marry
He's hopin you can make it there if you can
'Cause in the ceremony you'll be the best man
You say "neato"... check your libido
And roll to the church in your new tuxedo
The bride walks down just to start the wedding
And there's one more girl you won't be getting
So you start thinkin, then you start blinkin
A bride maid looks and thinks that you're winkin
She thinks you're kinda cute so she winks back
And now you're feelin really fine cus the girl is stacked
Reception's jumpin, bass is pumpin
Look at the girl and your heart starts thumpin
Says she wants to dance to a different groove
Now you know what to do g, bust a move.” Bust A Move-Young MC
OMG! These are SOOO wonderful!!! The picture of Jordan B. with the stache is GREAT! And, I literally GASPED when I saw the picture of me with Sen. Boxer!!! (and there are tulips!) Ahem. The picture with Nichole and Anderson Cooper though probably is my favorite...you were right...it's just beyond words! This has been one of my favorite of your blogs, and definitely the best part of my day so far!ReplyDelete
I love the photos! The one of me and Andy wasn't exactly what I had in mind all of those times I dreamed about him holding me...I guess I'll take what I can get! Also, at first I thought Sen. Boxer had her hand on Jordan's thigh...that would have been hot!ReplyDelete
Nichole, I totally thought the same thing! I thought she was touching my thigh...and I almost passed out! hahaReplyDelete